please stop romanticizing skeleton hell
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
"i wish i had a british accent"
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accent
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
I met a nice cat on the way home
He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness