"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"
Let me introduce you to Benedict Cumberbunny.
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
moment of silence for all my wasted potential
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares
Cats do not like fruits
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful